banta singh

BANTA SINGH & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Banta Singh : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Banta Singh : ... EVERY YEAR


BANTA SINGH & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Banta Singh at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta Singh replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

BANTA SINGH & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Banta Singh asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Banta Singh : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's
why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

BANTA SINGH & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Banta Singh whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Banta Singh said .. "No sir, only babies were
born here .. "

BANTA SINGH & HIS EXPERIMENT
Banta Singh was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Banta Singh said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf. Banta Singh become a saint!

BANTA SINGH & DRIVER
When Banta Singh was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Banta Singh shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive.

BANTA SINGH GOES TO HOTEL
Banta Singh went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Banta Singh pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN "

BANTA SINGH & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Banta Singh : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..

Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Banta Singh was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it !